April 1, 2025

GOING GREEN

Jon Fine Productions will now be announcing Walker HS Sports. Producer Jon Fine elaborated. “We have had a nice run with Denham Springs. Now it is time to move to Walker. The professionalism and product put out by Wildcat Productions was the determining factor. We can learn a lot from this operation and look forward to having an enhanced broadcast.” Jon Fine Productions will be dissolved, with Wildcat Productions employing our personnel of its choosing.

JF MAKES BIG MIKE’S HISTORY

Jon Fine’s stomach is now “The Official Stomach of Big Mike’s Sports Bar and Grill”. Big Mike O’neal indicated that it was a great business decision. “We get tremendous exposure on @dsjacketvision, but what really stood out was Jon’s bloated stomach. Jon achieved this look largely at our restaurant, so why not get direct marketing credit for Jon Fine’s girth. We look forward to having increased exposure on Jon’s tummy as he further expands it in the years to come.” Fine will lift his shirt numerous times on broadcasts so that viewers can see The Official Stomach of Big Mike’s.

AI DUPLICATION FOR JOSH’S PBP

With the acclaim that Josh Ward has received throughout the country, he now will be able to be heard on several radio broadcasts in the US. Through advanced Artificial Intelligence, radio stations may now have their play-by-play broadcasts converted to Josh Ward’s calls. The process features a local station having its play by play instantaneously switched to the voice and vernacular of Josh Ward and then played over the air. All of this is accomplished via an AI Advanced Logarithm discovered by local Jackets supporter Randy Smith, as he was compiling tax returns for clients.